Duke Cannon Productivity Soap
For the early rising man who leads a life of productivity, Duke Cannon created a soap with a hint of menthol to cool the skin and wake him up so he can get things done. This superior grade bar soap has a fresh mint smell and contains steel cut grains for maximum grip. Like all Duke Cannon Bricks of Soap, this brick weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and lasts longer than the dainty soaps your mom uses. Smells Like Productivity (fresh, energizing mint).
Note: This is the Big American Brick of Soap. It is the same as our Big Ass Soap, but it doesn't have a cussword on the box so we can sell it to hospital gift shops.